Monday, October 13, 2008

We have a health benefits meeting this week. Here is my joke for the joke contest:

A patient walks into a doctor's office with a cucumber crammed into one ear, a bouquet of parseley jammed into his mouth, and surprisingly large carrots hanging from his nostrils. He manages to mumble, "Doc, you gotta help me. I feel awful. What's wrong with me?"

The doctor replied, "You're not eating properly."

1 comment:

Sir Pumpkin said...

LOL!!!! That is so funny.... by the way, very much enjoying your blog and its pictures.